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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania

“Peace and Prosperity”

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.93 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,288 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,791 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, a nation-wide cull of Smaragdusian Cats is in effect, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 18,066^th in the world and 838^th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 327,591 Standard Monetary Units.

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