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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania

“Peace and Prosperity”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.93 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,288 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,791 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, a nation-wide cull of Smaragdusian Cats is in effect, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 18,066th in the world and 838th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 327,591 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 207thMost Devout: 508thLargest Information Technology Sector: 607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 849thMost Corrupt Governments: 892ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 976thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,220thHighest Economic Output: 1,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,825thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,850thLargest Black Market: 1,900thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,299thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,109thHighest Average Incomes: 3,404thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,086thBest Weather: 4,207thLowest Crime Rates: 4,629thLargest Populations: 5,918thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,933rdMost Authoritarian: 8,728thMost Efficient Economies: 9,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,226thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,700thMost Developed: 16,675thSmartest Citizens: 17,648thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,531stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,196th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 87th in the regionMost Patriotic: 93rd in the regionLargest Populations: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 173rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 221st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 269th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 280th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 459th in the regionMost Extreme: 459th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 528th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 642nd in the region

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