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The United Ocean Kingdoms of Envisa

“God, who let the Sea Monkeys out?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Ocean Kingdoms of Envisa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Guello Monkey Ears Bealow with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.802 billion Envisan Mermaids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Envisan economy, worth a remarkable 2,368 trillion Envisan Periwinkles a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,677 Envisan Periwinkles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envisa's national animal is the Enlightened Sea Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Just Keep Swimming.

Envisa is ranked 15,077th in the world and 14th in South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,493.39 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,412thLargest Black Market: 2,014thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,399thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,568thMost Efficient Economies: 3,881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,348thHighest Economic Output: 6,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,108thHighest Average Incomes: 6,202ndLargest Governments: 6,909thMost Cultured: 7,090thLowest Crime Rates: 7,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,155thMost Developed: 8,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,983rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,378thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,698thMost Influential: 21,339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,394thLargest Populations: 21,834th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Densaner, Rongorongo, NorgiestoileckylockJ, Cachopoland, Panther, Velarde, Holly United, and A Small Rock Off Maowi.