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The Direct Social Democracy of Entitize

“Je me soigne avec les plantes -- BLM”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Direct Social Democracy of Entitize is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.755 billion Entitizeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bark Forest Preserve. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The all-consuming Entitizean economy, worth 886 trillion Bark Entios a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 90,877 Bark Entios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, vaccinations are mandatory, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entitize's national animal is the Entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entitize is ranked 20,884th in the world and 97th in Forest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,440.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Nudest: 187thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 523rdMost Influential: 573rdBest Weather: 1,301stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,738thTop
Most Pacifist: 3,583rdSafest: 3,816thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,088thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,149thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,150thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,725thHealthiest Citizens: 7,097thHighest Food Quality: 7,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,996thMost Secular: 8,144thNicest Citizens: 8,984thMost Inclusive: 9,070thSmartest Citizens: 10,225thLowest Crime Rates: 10,316thMost Cultured: 10,584thLargest Governments: 11,449thMost Stationary: 13,454thTop
Most Developed: 14,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,634thMost Income Equality: 18,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,114thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,884thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,913thHighest Economic Output: 25,487th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 50 » Ransium, Canaltia, Chilledsville, Eryndlynd, The Black Forrest, Ruinenlust, Aeterno Tranquillitas, Cannibaland, Love and Nature, Taco Respublic, Kawastyselir, The Void Territories, Caterasia, Window Land, Cat-Herders United, Novian Republics, Ziotah and Riverside, Verdant Haven, Ordand, Hyon Delta, Turbeaux, Bananaistan, Lura, Cheloboria, Anachronolandia, Effazio, Atsvea, Middle Barael, The Cypher Nine, Zerkyr Xiszczy, Kannap, Blue Nagia, Roless, Kyratistani, Terrabod, Thrything, Greyveldt, Rhodevus, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Jutsa, Uan aa Boa, York Zionia, The New Bluestocking Homeland, Galaxiak, Kase, Zerphen, Great Julunaphra, Siornor, Ecologist Hegemony, and Daarwyrth.