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The Empire of Empire of Majorca

“Et quia Deus Imperii”

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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Empire of Empire of Majorca is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Neumann with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.774 billion Empire of Majorcans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Danielo. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Empire of Majorcan economy, worth a remarkable 1,857 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 389,001 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,858,872 per year while the poor average 47,738, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

It is said that an Empire of Majorcan woman's work is never done, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Majorca's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Empire of Majorca is ranked 8,778th in the world and 160th in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,721.74 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 99thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 391stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 428thMost Corrupt Governments: 568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 595thLowest Crime Rates: 718thHighest Average Incomes: 824thLargest Insurance Industry: 858thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 877thLargest Black Market: 1,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,588thLargest Governments: 1,856thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,185thTop
Most Devout: 2,363rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,266thLargest Mining Sector: 3,664thMost Efficient Economies: 3,806thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,962ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,462ndMost Conservative: 4,562ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,710thHealthiest Citizens: 5,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,772ndMost Developed: 5,890thMost Cultured: 7,359thMost Authoritarian: 7,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,195thHighest Economic Output: 8,303rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,668thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,526thSmartest Citizens: 11,714thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,919thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,026thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,798thMost Stationary: 21,263rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the region

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