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The Empire of Empire of Majorca

“Et quia Deus Imperii”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Empire of Empire of Majorca is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Neumann with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.209 billion Empire of Majorcans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Danielo. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Empire of Majorcan economy, worth a remarkable 2,888 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 465,242 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,856,346 per year while the poor average 78,440, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, aides are afraid to ask if Emperor Neumann wants a cup of tea or coffee, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Empire of Majorca, and new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Majorca's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Empire of Majorca is ranked 1,150th in the world and 22nd in Europe for Largest Governments, scoring 59.87 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200thMost Corrupt Governments: 364thHighest Average Incomes: 432ndLowest Crime Rates: 438thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 447thLargest Insurance Industry: 556thLargest Black Market: 580thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 696thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,067thLargest Governments: 1,150thMost Devout: 1,362ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,909thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,250thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,473rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,531stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,744thMost Efficient Economies: 2,896thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,939thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,558thMost Cultured: 4,989thHighest Economic Output: 5,153rdMost Developed: 5,270thHealthiest Citizens: 6,296thMost Authoritarian: 6,827thMost Conservative: 6,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,079thSmartest Citizens: 10,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,776thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,120thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,456thMost Stationary: 18,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,785thMost Influential: 19,747th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionMost Extreme: 47th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 126th in the region

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