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The Empire of Empire Of Cruchan

“Victory is a dish best served with those cheese rolls”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Empire of Empire Of Cruchan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tzar Dymetrieus II Vledovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.37 billion Cruchanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karak Norn. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cruchanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,612 trillion Riddermarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 414,396 Riddermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, playground injuries are considered academic progress, and mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire Of Cruchan's national animal is the Cat and Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Empire Of Cruchan is ranked 187,872nd in the world and 4,265th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 65.76518707692 days.

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Largest Black Market: 291stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 451stHighest Poor Incomes: 472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 845thHighest Average Incomes: 969thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,147thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,482ndHighest Economic Output: 1,544thLowest Crime Rates: 1,713thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,030thMost Patriotic: 2,107thLargest Governments: 2,162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,177thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,666thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,867thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,141stMost Cultured: 3,169thMost Secular: 3,395thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,732ndMost Developed: 3,943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,053rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,498thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,015thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,122ndSmartest Citizens: 5,288thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,404thHealthiest Citizens: 6,409thHighest Food Quality: 6,529thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,644thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,497thMost Efficient Economies: 9,057thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,918thLargest Populations: 19,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,740th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 118th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 141st in the regionMost Developed: 151st in the regionMost Secular: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 218th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 261st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 271st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 276th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 284th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 296th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 311th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 433rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 517th in the regionLargest Populations: 585th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 650th in the region

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