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The Matriarchy of Emmeline Pankhurst

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The Matriarchy of Emmeline Pankhurst is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.585 billion Emmeline Pankhurstians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Emmeline Pankhurstian economy, worth 238 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,333 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, meat-eating is frowned upon, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is totally unknown. Emmeline Pankhurst's national animal is the Land Narwal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emmeline Pankhurst is ranked 91,510^th in the world and 4,758^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

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