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The Federal Republic of Emeseses

“One Nation, Many Options”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.625 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 3,024 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 456,483 Kepengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", the weather in Oonia is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 3,010th in the world and 77th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 17,255.54 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 57thRudest Citizens: 115thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 377thLargest Gambling Industry: 414thHighest Average Incomes: 432ndMost Efficient Economies: 482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 510thMost Subsidized Industry: 593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 626thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 759thLargest Black Market: 763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 796thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,592ndMost Inclusive: 1,645thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,709thTop
Most Influential: 2,170thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,273rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,290thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,328thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,955thLargest Governments: 2,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,010thMost Avoided: 3,171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,766thMost Cultured: 4,168thHighest Economic Output: 4,186thLargest Mining Sector: 4,672ndSmartest Citizens: 4,710thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,654thMost Developed: 5,847thMost Armed: 6,755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,611thHealthiest Citizens: 7,648thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,879thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,656thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,490th
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 80th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 138th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Armed: 218th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 277th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 300th in the regionMost Stationary: 304th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 500th in the region

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