Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of Emergency puppet 96 |
“Emergency”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Emergency Puppet |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The People's Republic of Emergency puppet 96 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.68 billion Emergency puppet 96ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 96ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,129 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 96's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Emergency puppet 96 is ranked 99,757th in the world and 298th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.7390594846 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Emergency puppet 96 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Devout.
- : Emergency puppet 96 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Emergency puppet 96 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Emergency puppet 96 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Emergency puppet 96 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 96, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 96, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Emergency puppet 96 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 96, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
- : Emergency puppet 96 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Most Conservative, and Most Subsidized Industry.