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The People's Republic of Emergency puppet 96

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Emergency Puppet

Regional Influence: Squire

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The People's Republic of Emergency puppet 96 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.68 billion Emergency puppet 96ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 96ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,129 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 96's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency puppet 96 is ranked 99,757th in the world and 298th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.7390594846 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,812thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,323rdLargest Black Market: 9,269thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,401stLargest Mining Sector: 11,869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,297thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,172ndMost Devout: 20,405thHighest Economic Output: 21,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,450thMost Authoritarian: 22,076thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,164thMost Conservative: 28,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,334thHighest Average Incomes: 28,509th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the region

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