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The Armed Republic of Emergency Puppet 49 |
“Emergency”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Emergency Puppet |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Armed Republic of Emergency Puppet 49 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.945 billion Emergency Puppet 49ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 49ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,928 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 476,635 per year while the poor average 40,769, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.
The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, patriots insist that size does matter, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 49's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Emergency Puppet 49 is ranked 99,709th in the world and 251st in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.78737195368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Emergency Puppet 49 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 49, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.