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The United Socialist States of Emailistan

“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.545 billion Emailis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,064 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 259,123 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, being dead no longer has any benefits, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.

Emailistan is ranked 238,859th in the world and 8,210th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.93 Obesity Rate.

Least Corrupt Governments: 25thMost Advanced Public Education: 43rdMost Inclusive: 53rdMost Pacifist: 72ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79thMost Compassionate Citizens: 89thSafest: 102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108thMost Beautiful Environments: 127thMost Cultured: 130thMost Secular: 138thNicest Citizens: 143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145thHealthiest Citizens: 155thMost Developed: 163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 176thLongest Average Lifespans: 184thMost Rebellious Youth: 190thLargest Welfare Programs: 197thSmartest Citizens: 204thLargest Governments: 264thBest Weather: 382ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 538thLargest Publishing Industry: 614thLowest Crime Rates: 1,000thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,523rdMost Stationary: 1,742ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,014thHighest Economic Output: 2,036thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,185thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,589thLargest Populations: 8,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,957thTop
Most Influential: 12,002ndNudest: 12,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,434thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,397th
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 214th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 285th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 342nd in the regionNudest: 348th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 633rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 644th in the regionMost Influential: 764th in the region

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