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The Confederacy of Elythrea

“Death before Burger King”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Squire


The Confederacy of Elythrea is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Jebediah Grey with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.891 billion Elythreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrikaara. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Elythrean economy, worth 246 trillion laurels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,356 laurels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Elythrea, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elythrea's national animal is the hipster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Elythrea is ranked 223,765th in the world and 380th in Conch Kingdom for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,957thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,323rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,427thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,966thMost Inclusive: 4,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,808thMost Influential: 5,237thNicest Citizens: 5,789thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,339thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,390thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,406thMost Cultured: 8,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,463rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,148thLowest Crime Rates: 10,349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,428thSmartest Citizens: 11,835thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,738thMost Secular: 12,911thBest Weather: 13,207thMost Pacifist: 13,546thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,656thSafest: 13,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,363rdLargest Governments: 16,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,597thMost Income Equality: 16,633rdMost Developed: 16,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,626thHighest Average Incomes: 19,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,554th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 62 » Socialist Platypus, Liberto-Ancapistan, Duby, Kurczak Mielony, Pervincia, Untied States of Matter, Lislandia, Dyrland, Balan Bar, Gatorstan, Primis Tenebris, Cyzixraqab, Stustu, Space Nudists, Ciapore, Cle Brait, Swiss Hommousionopia, Erithian, Oktadonia, Vivenxistan, Oak River, Land of Legacy, Saint Killebrew, Nibelia, JoshRunsAGovernment, Her Majesty Silver Garden, El Blurkistan, Zuelong, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Charville, Aelandi, Nova Briton, GreatBritannia, Xavier The 1, The Free City of Nelson, Hubdova, Wakaru, The Psittacines, Skoorb, Hockeyyekcoh, BadBitchVille, Clownclub, Suryadweep Islands, Mandarivia, Werstonal, Kursibar, Hamptoria, Free Azell, Devonigondwana, Saraai, and 12 others.The sovereign provinces of Mesha, Eastern Starbowie, Ziroxeut, Nueva Rico, Cramboria, Seolia, Redamia, Great Luirokitanea, Covoicotheval, United Cyber Tech, Kliffoj, and Deblar.