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The German Statistics of Elystradt

“Ich bin tapfer und bin fromm”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Union Mundial

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The German Statistics of Elystradt is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Auguste Viktoria I with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.681 billion Elystrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tällin. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Elystrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,720 trillion Elyks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,729 Elyks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elystradt's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Elystradt.

Elystradt is ranked 5,870th in the world and 11th in Union Mundial for Most Cultured, scoring 154 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 1,397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,492ndLargest Governments: 2,750thMost Efficient Economies: 2,765thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,281stMost Developed: 3,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,658thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,718thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,852ndSmartest Citizens: 3,998thRudest Citizens: 4,095thHealthiest Citizens: 4,668thHighest Average Incomes: 5,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,111thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,571stMost Cultured: 5,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,563rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,024thMost Secular: 7,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,278thHighest Food Quality: 7,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,796thHighest Economic Output: 8,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,765thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,964thLargest Retail Industry: 11,625thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,955thMost Influential: 12,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,707thMost Inclusive: 13,230thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,205th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

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