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The Confederacy of Elwher

“Power for the Taking”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Libertarium

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Confederacy of Elwher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fah Lo Suee with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.278 billion Elwherites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanelorn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Elwherian economy, worth an astonishing 12,305 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 552,382 Gold Dragons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,806,661 per year while the poor average 60,154, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and Elwherian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elwher's national animal is the Phoorn dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Elwher is ranked 168th in the world and 1st in Libertarium for Most Avoided, scoring 1,389 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thFattest Citizens: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndMost Armed: 51stHighest Crime Rates: 52ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 77thHighest Disposable Incomes: 82ndLargest Gambling Industry: 93rdMost Efficient Economies: 160thMost Avoided: 168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 171stMost Corrupt Governments: 210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 221stMost Cultured: 231stHighest Average Incomes: 237thMost Rebellious Youth: 240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 262ndLargest Insurance Industry: 291stHighest Economic Output: 407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 600thLargest Information Technology Sector: 619thSmartest Citizens: 745thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,411thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,480thLargest Mining Sector: 1,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,880thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,118thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,442ndLargest Governments: 2,667thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,939thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,408thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,263rdLargest Populations: 7,655thLargest Black Market: 11,205thTop
Most Secular: 13,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,572ndMost Patriotic: 17,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,865thMost Influential: 19,051stHighest Food Quality: 23,789thHighest Drug Use: 24,943rdMost Pro-Market: 27,287th

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