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The Bible Believing Christians of Elkhart

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The Bible Believing Christians of Elkhart is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by sons of thunder with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.194 billion Christians ✝️ are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capernaum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian ✝️ economy, worth 773 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 184,331 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, movie references are legally admissible in court, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elkhart's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Elkhart is ranked 96,552^nd in the world and 1^st in Bible Believing Christians for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,574.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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