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The Rootin Tootin Glass of Elite leomonade

“Voted the worst Nation in Nation States!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The lemon hub

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Rootin Tootin Glass of Elite leomonade is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Max Barry's unknown Cousin with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.099 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some random shed in the woods. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Citizen economy, worth 614 trillion Gold and Silver Ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,892 Gold and Silver Ounces, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry's unknown Cousin's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the Alpha Deathclaw, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pyromania.

Elite leomonade is ranked 47,617th in the world and 1st in The lemon hub for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 9.14 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Primitive: 103rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 246thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 716thLargest Retail Industry: 852ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,012thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,168thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,369thMost Avoided: 1,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,559thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,472ndFattest Citizens: 2,534thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,973rdLargest Black Market: 3,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,684thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,170thNudest: 7,553rdRudest Citizens: 8,031stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,290thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,742ndMost Secular: 10,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,223rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,855thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,186thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,559thLargest Governments: 20,475thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,706th

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