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The Toy Stores of Elite-Earth Toy Company

“Chilren's Love Above Anything”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Toy Stores of Elite-Earth Toy Company is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Teddy Timmy with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.796 billion employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toy Town. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient employee economy, worth 693 trillion monopoly dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,046 monopoly dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

CEO Teddy Timmy is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of CEO Teddy Timmy's most personal functions, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany CEO Teddy Timmy to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elite-Earth Toy Company's national animal is the teddy bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Great Talking Teddy Bear.

Elite-Earth Toy Company is ranked 28,188th in the world and 69th in Canada for Highest Economic Output, with 693 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,312thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,985thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,649thLargest Retail Industry: 11,332ndTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,171stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,002ndLargest Insurance Industry: 16,635thLargest Mining Sector: 17,583rdMost Secular: 19,404thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,393rdMost Developed: 24,598th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Devil Heart, Almonaster Nuevo, Parkplace, Stormaen, and Vancili.