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The Free State of Eli |
“Eli's Coming”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Free State of Eli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eli Hutton with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 42.523 billion Elians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eli City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Elian economy, worth a remarkable 9,409 trillion New Merits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 221,284 New Merits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,047,140 per year while the poor average 27,660, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.
Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, and on streets of broken glass people are being murdered for their faith. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eli's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eli is God.
Eli is ranked 83,475th in the world and 741st in the West Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 24.19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
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Eli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Eli, on streets of broken glass people are being murdered for their faith.
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Eli, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising.
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Eli, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
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Eli, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings.
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Eli, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
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Eli, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
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Eli, Eli Hutton affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
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Eli, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Eli Hutton holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
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Eli, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.