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The Constitutional Monarchy of Elgaland-Vargaland

“Fabricati Diem, Pvnk”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Elgaland-Vargaland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Serenity with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.733 billion Elgaland-Vargalandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tornby. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Elgaland-Vargalandian economy, worth 272 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,550 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elgaland-Vargaland's national animal is the hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Elgaland-Vargaland is ranked 149,718th in the world and 6,407th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -88.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 648thMost Influential: 1,004thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,503rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,444thNicest Citizens: 14,418thBest Weather: 14,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,780thMost Cultured: 15,889thHealthiest Citizens: 16,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,596thMost Secular: 18,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,283rd
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Most Influential: 375th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 423rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 453rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 534th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 692nd in the regionBest Weather: 752nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 753rd in the regionMost Cultured: 788th in the regionNicest Citizens: 799th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 844th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 873rd in the region

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