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The Constitutional Monarchy of Elfri Paradise

“Long live the king and queen”

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Elfri Paradise is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.52 billion Elsjes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Elsjer economy, worth 417 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,221 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, Leader has just been declared ruler of Elfri Paradise in an international press conference, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and the official Elsjer Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Elfri Paradise's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elfri Paradise is ranked 59,130^th in the world and 7^th in In The Forrest for Smartest Citizens, with 38.68 quips per hour.

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