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The Shamed State of Eldurgoth

“I am not to be forgiven and ask for desolation”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Driselbia

Regional Influence: Power


The Shamed State of Eldurgoth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Death with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.135 billion Deadmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dead economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Last Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 217,051 Last Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants, and Death has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eldurgoth's national animal is the Walking Tombstone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Death.

Eldurgoth is ranked 82,797th in the world and 1st in Driselbia for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,934thMost Armed: 2,261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,508thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,817thLargest Black Market: 2,893rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,846thMost Cultured: 4,207thHighest Average Incomes: 5,910thRudest Citizens: 6,242ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,390thMost Efficient Economies: 6,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,885thLargest Retail Industry: 8,859thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,469thHighest Economic Output: 9,601stMost Patriotic: 10,176thLargest Governments: 10,715thMost Developed: 10,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,600thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,729thSmartest Citizens: 12,069thMost Secular: 12,658thHighest Food Quality: 12,910thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,476thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,984thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,816thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,203rd

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