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The Confederacy of Elbren

“We gonna make a lot of money”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Confederacy of Elbren is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 484 million Elbrenish live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musk City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Elbrenish economy, worth 58.9 trillion Memes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 121,661 Memes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,866 per year while the poor average 12,468, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elbren's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Elbren is ranked 4,452nd in the world and 113th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 118,011.7 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,140thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,563rdRudest Citizens: 1,883rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,923rdFattest Citizens: 1,983rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,073rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,386thTop
Most Armed: 2,640thMost Avoided: 3,216thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,078thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,452ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,914thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,248thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,724thLargest Mining Sector: 8,269thMost Influential: 10,681stTop
Most Pro-Market: 17,273rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,387thHighest Average Incomes: 22,782nd
Highest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 51st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Avoided: 78th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 181st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 245th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 264th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 278th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 350th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 356th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 593rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 676th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 676th in the regionMost Influential: 698th in the region

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