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The Confederacy of Elbormoembukazis |
“We Will Endure”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Confederacy of Elbormoembukazis is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.961 billion Elbormoembukazisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elborm. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The thriving Elbormoembukazisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,003 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, only the brainiest citizens become academics, and it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elbormoembukazis's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Elbormoembukazis is ranked 51,205th in the world and 426th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 878.4384655768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elbormoembukazis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Elbormoembukazis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Elbormoembukazis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Elbormoembukazis's influence in The Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Elbormoembukazis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Elbormoembukazis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Enlightened Republic of Il Sonno della Ragione Genera Mostri, infecting 11 million survivors.
- : Elbormoembukazis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Enlightened Republic of Il Sonno della Ragione Genera Mostri, infecting 15 million survivors.
- : Elbormoembukazis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Enlightened Republic of Il Sonno della Ragione Genera Mostri, infecting 16 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Elbormoembukazis was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Yamukei, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Elbormoembukazis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Dead.