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The Confederacy of Elbormoembukazis

“We Will Endure”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Confederacy of Elbormoembukazis is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.961 billion Elbormoembukazisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elborm. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The thriving Elbormoembukazisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,003 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, only the brainiest citizens become academics, and it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elbormoembukazis's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elbormoembukazis is ranked 51,205th in the world and 426th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 878.4384655768 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 69thMost Conservative: 319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 505thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,178thMost Devout: 1,196thBest Weather: 2,087thLowest Crime Rates: 2,098thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,334thMost Patriotic: 2,676thMost Primitive: 2,742ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,042ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,627thMost Authoritarian: 3,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,287thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,928thLargest Governments: 5,303rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,339thHealthiest Citizens: 6,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,042ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,874thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,580thHighest Economic Output: 12,487thTop
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Most Influential: 17,224thMost Extreme: 24,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,032nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Patriotic: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionMost Extreme: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 160th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 247th in the regionLargest Populations: 307th in the regionMost Influential: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 389th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 419th in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the region

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