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The Kingdom of Ekamatra

“Don't Assume Malice For What Stupidity Can Explain”

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The Kingdom of Ekamatra is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tony Jaa with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 40.079 billion Ekamatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekamatra City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekamatran economy, worth a remarkable 6,595 trillion Thai Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,556 Thai Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Ekamatran, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekamatra's national animal is the Elephants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekamatra is ranked 291,051^st in the world and 11,312^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -72.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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