Spotlight on:
The Socialist Republic of Ejoland |
“By The People For The People”
Category: Tyranny by Majority | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Location: Krillin |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.185 billion Ejolandians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 5,330 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 404,262 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bunker City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ejoland is ranked 11,079th in the world and 5th in Krillin for Most Stationary, with 2,203.50908975328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bunker City Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, Ejoland's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.