Spotlight on:
The Unejected Nation of EJECT ME SKY MAMA |
“Hera's Nation Ejection Contest Champion 2022”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Philippines |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Unejected Nation of EJECT ME SKY MAMA is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.493 billion EJECT ME SKY MAMAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.
The strong EJECT ME SKY MAMAian economy, worth 231 trillion Affairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,274 Affairs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Affair payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EJECT ME SKY MAMA's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
EJECT ME SKY MAMA is ranked 261,324th in the world and 107th in Philippines for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA's influence in Philippines fell from "Handshaker" to "Vassal".
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA's influence in Philippines rose from "Vassal" to "Handshaker".
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : EJECT ME SKY MAMA's influence in Philippines rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".