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The Unejected Nation of EJECT ME SKY MAMA

“Hera's Nation Ejection Contest Champion 2022”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Philippines

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Unejected Nation of EJECT ME SKY MAMA is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.493 billion EJECT ME SKY MAMAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The strong EJECT ME SKY MAMAian economy, worth 231 trillion Affairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,274 Affairs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million Affair payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EJECT ME SKY MAMA's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EJECT ME SKY MAMA is ranked 261,324th in the world and 107th in Philippines for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 14,471stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,380thLargest Retail Industry: 20,684thLargest Mining Sector: 27,597th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the region

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