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The Republic of Eitoan

“No Man A Slave”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Greater Dienstad

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Republic of Eitoan is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.152 billion Eitoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The all-consuming Eitoanian economy, worth 872 trillion Quadas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 121,956 Quadas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,767 per year while the poor average 23,258, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Children often kick Eitoan Tigers for amusement, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eitoan's national animal is the Eitoan Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No official religion.

Eitoan is ranked 222,408th in the world and 63rd in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.72 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,766thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,901stMost Avoided: 3,428thFattest Citizens: 3,861stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,348thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,539thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,661stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,886thLargest Retail Industry: 7,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,819thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,713thTop
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Most Armed: 12,920thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,923rdMost Stationary: 16,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,646thMost Influential: 18,018thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,802ndMost Secular: 19,963rdMost Pro-Market: 20,681stLargest Publishing Industry: 21,432ndHighest Economic Output: 21,518thLargest Mining Sector: 22,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,717thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,014thHighest Crime Rates: 23,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,928th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

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