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The Commonwealth of Eisenmund

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of Eisenmund is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 755 million Eisenmundians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgenstund. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eisenmundian economy, worth 48.5 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,191 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eisenmund's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eisenmund is ranked 41,366th in the world and 1,443rd in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 192.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,195thTop
Most Influential: 2,539thMost Pacifist: 9,048thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,961stTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,191stSafest: 11,527thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,752ndMost Inclusive: 13,932ndBest Weather: 14,181stHealthiest Citizens: 14,659thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,122nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 440th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 529th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 631st in the regionSafest: 636th in the regionNicest Citizens: 647th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 648th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 766th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 796th in the regionBest Weather: 799th in the regionMost Influential: 818th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 827th in the regionMost Inclusive: 843rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 929th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,000th in the region

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