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The Commonwealth Republic of Eireannian South Africa

“Ex Unitate Vires”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Commonwealth Republic of Eireannian South Africa is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.971 billion Eireannian South Africans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.8%.

The all-consuming Eireannian South African economy, worth 974 trillion South African Guinnesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,627 South African Guinnesses, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eireannian South Africa's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Orthodox Christianity.

Eireannian South Africa is ranked 39,492nd in the world and 4th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,853.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 8,978thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,172ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,957thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,218thTop
Safest: 13,337thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,337thMost Devout: 18,072ndHighest Economic Output: 19,033rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,918thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,935th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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