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The Commonwealth Republic of Eireannian South Africa

“Ex Unitate Vires”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Commonwealth Republic of Eireannian South Africa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.188 billion Eireannian South Africans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.8%.

The all-consuming Eireannian South African economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion South African Guinnesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,621 South African Guinnesses, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eireannian South Africa's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Orthodox Christianity.

Eireannian South Africa is ranked 95,569th in the world and 20th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Stationary, with 473.07214862252 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,748thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,915thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,654thSafest: 14,733rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,915thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,981stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,006thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,016thLargest Populations: 26,214thMost Influential: 27,369thSmartest Citizens: 28,557th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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