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The Federation of Eindhoven

“Eindhoven de Gekste”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Nasicournia

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Federation of Eindhoven is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 23.37 billion Eindhovenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Public Transport, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Eindhovenian economy, worth 58.5 trillion fritsjes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,502 fritsjes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eindhoven's national animal is the ara.

Eindhoven is ranked 170,633rd in the world and 25th in Nasicournia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring zero on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Authoritarian: 8thMost Conservative: 22ndMost Income Equality: 37thMost Extreme: 302ndMost Stationary: 1,475thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,068thLargest Populations: 6,667thMost Influential: 9,055thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,930thMost Pacifist: 22,705th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

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