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The Federation of Eindhoven

“Eindhoven de Gekste”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Nasicournia

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Federation of Eindhoven is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 15.887 billion Eindhovenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, International Aid, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Eindhovenian economy, worth 40.3 trillion fritsjes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,537 fritsjes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eindhoven's national animal is the ara.

Eindhoven is ranked 170,628th in the world and 36th in Nasicournia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring zero on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Authoritarian: 8thMost Conservative: 22ndMost Income Equality: 44thMost Extreme: 343rdTop
Most Stationary: 1,963rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,008thLargest Populations: 8,098thTop
Most Influential: 8,643rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,836th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

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