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The Panopticon of Eggerhexe

“I am a leaf on the wind...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Panopticon of Eggerhexe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.008 billion Eggerhexers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The thriving Eggerhexean economy, worth a remarkable 3,537 trillion Strawberries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,063 Strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and most ambassadors from Eggerhexe retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggerhexe's national animal is the Camel-Toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eggerhexe is ranked 211,424th in the world and 8th in Nintendo for Most Secular, with 12.83 Atheism Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 531stLargest Populations: 559thSafest: 1,648thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,584thHighest Economic Output: 3,695thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,652ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,686thLargest Mining Sector: 6,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,295thLargest Governments: 9,976thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,103rdMost Stationary: 18,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,766thMost Influential: 20,734thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,095th

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