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The Panopticon of Eggerhexe

“I am a leaf on the wind...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Ambassador

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The Panopticon of Eggerhexe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.742 billion Eggerhexers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The thriving Eggerhexean economy, worth a remarkable 3,527 trillion Strawberries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 96,015 Strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggerhexe's national animal is the Camel-Toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eggerhexe is ranked 116,438th in the world and 4th in Nintendo for Nudest, with 113.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 382ndLargest Populations: 564thSafest: 1,637thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,241stHighest Economic Output: 3,339thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,488thLargest Mining Sector: 4,956thLowest Crime Rates: 5,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,576thLargest Governments: 9,462ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,902ndMost Stationary: 20,584th

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