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The Eye Examination Exercise of EEE |
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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Eye Examination Exercise of EEE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.918 billion EEEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming EEEian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,223 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the first sword of EEE does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EEE's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
EEE is ranked 108,505th in the world and 475th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 34.72 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
EEE, the first sword of EEE does not run.
- : Following new legislation in
EEE, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
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EEE was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
EEE, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
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EEE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
EEE, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in
EEE, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in
EEE, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in
EEE, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
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EEE was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".