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The Eye Examination Exercise of EEE

“Error”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Eye Examination Exercise of EEE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.918 billion EEEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming EEEian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,223 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the first sword of EEE does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EEE's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

EEE is ranked 108,505th in the world and 475th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 34.72 quips per hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,474thLargest Black Market: 8,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,436thHighest Economic Output: 17,098thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,536thMost Armed: 19,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,524thMost Devout: 26,197thLargest Mining Sector: 26,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,666thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,184thMost Authoritarian: 27,440thMost Conservative: 28,134thHealthiest Citizens: 29,844thLargest Populations: 30,051st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 126th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Conservative: 127th in the region

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