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The Infection of Edgemaster


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Infection of Edgemaster is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Haruhi Suzumiya with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.873 billion Burst Linkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seireitei. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Burst Linkian economy, worth an astonishing 27,242 trillion Gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 828,704 Gils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,242,124 per year while the poor average 144,301, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Edgemaster's national animal is the Hollow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

Edgemaster is ranked 208,693rd in the world and 362nd in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.13 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Fattest Citizens: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4thMost Armed: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Avoided: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25thMost Rebellious Youth: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 30thHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thMost Corrupt Governments: 62ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70thLargest Agricultural Sector: 76thMost Efficient Economies: 88thLargest Insurance Industry: 89thLargest Mining Sector: 99thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 106thLargest Retail Industry: 120thMost Secular: 134thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 252ndRudest Citizens: 263rdMost Influential: 746thLargest Populations: 1,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,419thLargest Black Market: 1,896thTop
Largest Governments: 3,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,231stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,850thNudest: 4,557thSmartest Citizens: 5,222ndMost Cultured: 8,142ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,096thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,638thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,224thMost Stationary: 19,414th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 16 » Poopsancagizal, Snorlaxia, UNDelegate, Greybrows Puppets, Chsemo, Republica JIM, Arbonium, Octal, United Kodiaks, Nova Mazstein, Peoples republic of Porto reeko, Samadle, Sheepcote, Minarchian, The 4th Mehtopian Reich, and Glanst.