Spotlight on:
The Imperial Federation of Ecalpa |
“敬天愛人”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The League |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Imperial Federation of Ecalpa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Viktor Kasatkin with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 41.582 billion Ecalpans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siloportema. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Ecalpan economy, worth an astonishing 12,148 trillion kobans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 292,164 kobans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Many working fathers have never seen their children, Chancellor Viktor Kasatkin has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ecalpa's national animal is the timber wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kherstal'skiy Patriarkhat.
Ecalpa is ranked 731st in the world and 3rd in The League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,614.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, Chancellor Viktor Kasatkin has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, many working fathers have never seen their children.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
- : Following new legislation in Ecalpa, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
- : Ecalpa altered its national flag.