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The Republic of Eastern Mekong

“สามัคคีมีวินัยทำงาน”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Eastern Mekong is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 226 million East Mekongians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The powerhouse Eastern Mekongian economy, worth 21.4 trillion Baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,674 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eastern Mekong's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eastern Mekong is ranked 119,501st in the world and 3,964th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,326.5 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 610thTop
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Most Secular: 3,980thMost Influential: 4,147thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,501stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,664thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,019thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,808thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 20,591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,564th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 131st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 318th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 485th in the regionMost Influential: 494th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 540th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 564th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 624th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 670th in the region

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