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The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field

“Black Gold, Texas Tea”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Texas

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The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by just a puppet with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 29.772 billion East Texas Oil Fieldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Texas Oil Fieldian economy, worth a remarkable 5,219 trillion oil barrels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,301 oil barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, coyotes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Texas Oil Field's national animal is the coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Petrolism.

East Texas Oil Field is ranked 34,442nd in the world and 41st in Texas for Most Stationary, with 1,291.45286791408 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,216thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,395thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,421stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,053rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,075thHighest Economic Output: 3,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,021stLargest Populations: 4,547thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,981stLargest Mining Sector: 5,738thMost Avoided: 5,956thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,948thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,139thLargest Retail Industry: 11,791stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,355thHighest Average Incomes: 14,675thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,424thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,851stMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,024thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,501stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,792ndMost Influential: 21,642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,321stLargest Black Market: 28,102nd
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the region

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