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The United Kingdom of East Norfolk

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve gr”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: England

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Kingdom of East Norfolk is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 254 million East Norfolkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The powerhouse East Norfolkian economy, worth 24.7 trillion Norfolk Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 97,388 Norfolk Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Norfolk's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

East Norfolk is ranked 79,509th in the world and 16th in England for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,320.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,429thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,376thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,792ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,121stLargest Publishing Industry: 21,485thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,632ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,657th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Suth Seaxe and Market Deeping.