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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.907 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 386,137 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, speech bubbles are the soul of wit, babysitters are a thing of the past, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 4,683^rd in the world and 89^th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 3,053 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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