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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

“No man know what the future holds.”

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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.113 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,130 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,364 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 339,770^th in the world and 5,144^th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 1.34 cheeks turned per day.

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