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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.354 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,507 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,300 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of East Green Israelian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and students spend the school year learning how great the education system is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 113^th in the world and 6^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 153.6 flags saluted per person per day.

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