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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

“No man know what the future holds.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.639 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,248 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 219,665th in the world and 8,434th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 0.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6thMost Primitive: 7thMost Devout: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 75thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 77thBest Weather: 96thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 412thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 498thLowest Crime Rates: 535thLargest Black Market: 605thMost Conservative: 911thLargest Governments: 1,188thHighest Average Incomes: 1,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,647thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,210thMost Authoritarian: 4,297thMost Efficient Economies: 6,148thHighest Economic Output: 6,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,805thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,506thMost Extreme: 17,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,417thMost Influential: 17,780th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Conservative: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 235th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 256th in the regionMost Stationary: 272nd in the regionMost Extreme: 332nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 424th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 551st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 653rd in the region

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