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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

“No man know what the future holds.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.354 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,507 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,300 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of East Green Israelian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and students spend the school year learning how great the education system is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 113th in the world and 6th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 153.6 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 5thMost Primitive: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 28thBest Weather: 30thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rdMost Patriotic: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154thLowest Crime Rates: 207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 296thMost Conservative: 329thLargest Black Market: 406thHighest Poor Incomes: 421stLargest Governments: 461stHighest Average Tax Rates: 466thHighest Average Incomes: 670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,004thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,297thMost Efficient Economies: 3,935thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,525thMost Authoritarian: 6,426thRudest Citizens: 7,783rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,247thMost Stationary: 11,925thTop
Most Influential: 14,849th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionRudest Citizens: 256th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 342nd in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 362nd in the regionMost Extreme: 531st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 948th in the region

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