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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

“No man know what the future holds.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.907 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 386,137 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, speech bubbles are the soul of wit, babysitters are a thing of the past, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 4,683rd in the world and 89th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 3,053 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 4thMost Primitive: 5thMost Devout: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 49thBest Weather: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248thMost Beautiful Environments: 252ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299thLowest Crime Rates: 352ndMost Conservative: 369thHighest Poor Incomes: 414thLargest Black Market: 483rdLargest Governments: 745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 755thHighest Average Incomes: 887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,001stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,035thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,823rdHighest Economic Output: 4,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,754thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,984thMost Stationary: 14,415thMost Influential: 16,322ndMost Extreme: 17,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,234th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 158th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Extreme: 188th in the regionMost Stationary: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 413th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 504th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 617th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 690th in the region

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