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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.639 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,248 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 219,665^th in the world and 8,434^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 0.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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