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The People's Socialist Republic of East Deslang

“Always serve under the Divine Emperor!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The People's Socialist Republic of East Deslang is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.534 billion East Deslangians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belotsarsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient East Deslangian economy, worth 403 trillion ED-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,086 ED-Marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (East Deslang has found 2 easter eggs), the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The East Pacific, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Deslang's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Divine Imperial Cult.

East Deslang is ranked 2,197th in the world and 98th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 54,105 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,288thMost Patriotic: 1,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,717thLargest Mining Sector: 2,120thMost Influential: 2,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,364thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,258thHighest Average Incomes: 3,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,843rdMost Devout: 4,451stLargest Black Market: 4,841stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,704thLargest Governments: 7,191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,832ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,639thMost Conservative: 9,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,165thMost Authoritarian: 12,454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,820thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,029thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,747thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,812thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,937thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,227th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 230th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 299th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 340th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 358th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 364th in the regionMost Conservative: 427th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 458th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 476th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 502nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 559th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 617th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 667th in the regionMost Developed: 745th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 779th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 885th in the region

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