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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.42 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 27,088 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 810,540 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,171,061 per year while the poor average 141,138, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on His Supreme Eminence's desk, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the East Borlandian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 149,886th in the world and 100th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Drug Use, scoring 5.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17thMost Secular: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 25thHighest Economic Output: 26thHighest Average Incomes: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69thLargest Agricultural Sector: 70thMost Primitive: 96thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 98thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 136thRudest Citizens: 139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 184thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245thMost Armed: 286thLargest Governments: 319thLowest Crime Rates: 473rdLargest Populations: 849thLargest Black Market: 1,074thMost Stationary: 1,328thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,569thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,881stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,659thMost Influential: 6,570thTop
Most Conservative: 10,822ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,534thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,456th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the region

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