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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.926 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 32,769 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 887,450 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,210,294 per year while the poor average 43,563, a ratio of 142 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Gila Monster hunting institutions, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 314^th in the world and 7^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 205.06 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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