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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.069 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 34,541 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 907,338 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,260,047 per year while the poor average 74,332, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 237,828th in the world and 111th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.41 tourists per hour.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 7thMost Secular: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thFattest Citizens: 9thMost Patriotic: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 62ndRudest Citizens: 116thLargest Governments: 176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 181stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 184thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 255thLowest Crime Rates: 288thMost Primitive: 477thLargest Populations: 796thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 803rdMost Stationary: 1,146thLargest Black Market: 1,720thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,060thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,537thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,580thMost Influential: 7,307thMost Conservative: 7,718thMost Armed: 11,193rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,568thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,739thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,415thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,966th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the region

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