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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.194 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,446 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 865,102 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,741,602 per year while the poor average 49,926, a ratio of 115 to 1.

People think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 360^th in the world and 7^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 194.2 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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