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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.701 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,933 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 866,451 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,206,169 per year while the poor average 39,371, a ratio of 157 to 1.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, 90% of active duty EBAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 39,880th in the world and 28th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,813.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 1stMost Secular: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thMost Ignorant Citizens: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55thMost Armed: 93rdMost Efficient Economies: 97thRudest Citizens: 117thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195thLargest Governments: 216thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 256thMost Primitive: 307thLowest Crime Rates: 348thLargest Populations: 823rdMost Stationary: 1,234thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,384thLargest Black Market: 1,627thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,384thMost Influential: 7,716thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,895thMost Conservative: 11,252ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,336thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,376th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

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