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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.194 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,446 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 865,102 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,741,602 per year while the poor average 49,926, a ratio of 115 to 1.

People think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 360th in the world and 7th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 194.2 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 1stMost Secular: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17thHighest Economic Output: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rdMost Armed: 63rdMost Efficient Economies: 108thRudest Citizens: 128thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 190thLargest Governments: 232ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 257thMost Primitive: 350thLowest Crime Rates: 360thLargest Populations: 821stLargest Black Market: 1,146thMost Stationary: 1,244thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,477thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,568thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,438thMost Influential: 7,614thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,359thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,708thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,032ndMost Conservative: 15,748th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the region

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