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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.414 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 31,952 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 877,482 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,285,182 per year while the poor average 39,872, a ratio of 157 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 16,687th in the world and 21st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 15.24 Bank.

Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 6thMost Secular: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Economic Output: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52ndMost Efficient Economies: 84thRudest Citizens: 113thMost Armed: 151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 193rdLargest Governments: 195thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 262ndLowest Crime Rates: 329thMost Primitive: 348thLargest Populations: 813thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,180thMost Stationary: 1,195thLargest Black Market: 1,699thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,829thMost Influential: 7,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,798thMost Conservative: 10,987thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,687thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,356th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the region

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