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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.42 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 27,088 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 810,540 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,171,061 per year while the poor average 141,138, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on His Supreme Eminence's desk, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the East Borlandian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 149,886^th in the world and 100^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Drug Use, scoring 5.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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