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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland |
“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The Alliance of Dictators |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.3 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 35,817 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 911,374 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,817,838 per year while the poor average 58,642, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.
Harry Potter books are banned, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when East Borland offered the words "peace be upon you", and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.
East Borland is ranked 21,217th in the world and 47th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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East Borland, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
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East Borland, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when East Borland offered the words "peace be upon you".
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East Borland, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
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East Borland, Harry Potter books are banned.
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East Borland, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
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East Borland, nations across the world are quick to praise His Supreme Eminence's good looks and intellectual prowess.
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East Borland, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Gila Monsters.
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East Borland, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
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East Borland, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
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East Borland, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.