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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.926 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 32,769 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 887,450 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,210,294 per year while the poor average 43,563, a ratio of 142 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Gila Monster hunting institutions, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 314th in the world and 7th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 205.06 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 7thMost Secular: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Economic Output: 19thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rdMost Efficient Economies: 82ndRudest Citizens: 122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 181stLargest Governments: 191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 255thLowest Crime Rates: 314thMost Primitive: 414thMost Armed: 428thLargest Populations: 811thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 993rdMost Stationary: 1,180thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,464thLargest Black Market: 1,635thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,584thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,793rdMost Influential: 7,714thMost Conservative: 8,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,092ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,450thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,546th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

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