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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.701 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,933 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 866,451 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,206,169 per year while the poor average 39,371, a ratio of 157 to 1.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, 90% of active duty EBAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 39,880^th in the world and 28^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,813.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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