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The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism

“Thriving For Equality”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Africa

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Lidya Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.345 billion East Africans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient East African economy, worth 564 trillion Afroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,611 Afroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Africanism's national animal is the East African Blue Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oriental Orthodox Christianity.

East Africanism is ranked 297,227th in the world and 257th in Africa for Fattest Citizens, with 5.46 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,763rdMost Pacifist: 1,854thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,166thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,192ndNicest Citizens: 2,274thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,878thMost Inclusive: 3,070thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,682ndHighest Food Quality: 4,009thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,100thBest Weather: 4,421stSafest: 4,498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,604thLargest Governments: 5,725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,783rdMost Cultured: 5,784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,087thHealthiest Citizens: 7,368thMost Developed: 7,684thMost Efficient Economies: 7,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,529thSmartest Citizens: 8,822ndMost Devout: 8,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,136thLowest Crime Rates: 10,053rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,164thTop
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Most Influential: 16,664thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,039th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 13 » Transvaall, Mesothallania, Cobra Sahara, Lower Nubia, Kingdom of Saint Paul, Borunsia, United Angus federation, New Palmdale, Bennathia, Bro Kinaba, Russian Socialist Federations, Mesozoique, and Roentgenia.