Spotlight on:
The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism |
“Thriving For Equality”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Africa |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Lidya Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.345 billion East Africans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient East African economy, worth 564 trillion Afroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,611 Afroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Africanism's national animal is the East African Blue Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oriental Orthodox Christianity.
East Africanism is ranked 297,227th in the world and 257th in Africa for Fattest Citizens, with 5.46 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Africanism was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Roentgenia.
- : Following new legislation in East Africanism, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in East Africanism, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime.
- : Following new legislation in East Africanism, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
- : Following new legislation in East Africanism, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : East Africanism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in East Africanism, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in East Africanism, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in East Africanism, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : East Africanism was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Transvaall, Mesothallania, Cobra Sahara, Lower Nubia, Kingdom of Saint Paul, Borunsia, United Angus federation, New Palmdale, Bennathia, Bro Kinaba, Russian Socialist Federations, Mesozoique, and Roentgenia.