Spotlight on:
The All Powerful Empire of EAsprts |
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Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The All Powerful Empire of EAsprts is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Harold Maguire with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.451 billion EAsportsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Messnaldo. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient EAsportsian economy, worth 200 trillion Dinars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,739 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EAsprts's national animal is the Ghost Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
EAsprts is ranked 7,270th in the world and 49th in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 7,687 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : EAsprts was endorsed by The Europeian Emperor of Empire of Caldrasa.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : EAsprts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : EAsprts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, most citizens in EAsprts are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : EAsprts was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : EAsprts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » PhDre, Decacon, UPC, Primorye Oblast, Geektopia, Pland Adanna, Gooblaria, Aevana, Abardis, Le Libertia, JayDee II, Lime82, P0ptr0pica, Nova Angelus, Pushistia, Westinor, Cutias, King HEM, and Empire of Caldrasa.