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The United States of Earth Allies

“We the People have the right”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: United Nations and Planets

Regional Influence: Superpower


The United States of Earth Allies is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Hayden with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.792 billion Humans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fransico. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The thriving Earth Alliesian economy, worth 153 trillion Earth dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 85,803 Earth dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

One complaint of Earth Allies's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, vaccinations are mandatory, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Allies's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WDAism.

Earth Allies is ranked 218,014th in the world and 5th in United Nations and Planets for Most Primitive, scoring -173.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Armed: 9,096thMost Devout: 10,006thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,356thBest Weather: 14,996thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,105thHealthiest Citizens: 18,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,144thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,792ndMost Inclusive: 22,570thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,111thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,419th

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