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The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two

“Nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jahn with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.308 billion Onlies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Old Toy Shop. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The powerhouse Earth-Two economy, worth 345 trillion Federation Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,814 Federation Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, Jahn's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Earth-Two's national animal is the Grup, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Earth-Two is ranked 165,344th in the world and 97th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Primitive: 817thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,985thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,050thMost Avoided: 7,104thRudest Citizens: 7,815thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,080thMost Devout: 11,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,559thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,558thLargest Retail Industry: 20,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,166thMost Stationary: 23,698th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the region

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