Spotlight on:
The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two |
“Nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jahn with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.127 billion Onlies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Old Toy Shop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Earth-Two economy, worth 515 trillion Federation Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,890 Federation Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Earth-Two's national animal is the Grup, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Earth-Two is ranked 17,883rd in the world and 7th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Stationary, with 1,695.28035946432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Earth-Two was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
- : Earth-Two was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, Onlies believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Following new legislation in Earth-Two, the government prefers to leave the past buried.