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The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two

“Nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah, nyah na nyah.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Reckless Foolies of Earth-Two is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jahn with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.127 billion Onlies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Old Toy Shop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Earth-Two economy, worth 515 trillion Federation Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,890 Federation Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Earth-Two's national animal is the Grup, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Earth-Two is ranked 17,883rd in the world and 7th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Stationary, with 1,695.28035946432 days.

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Most Primitive: 530thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,441stHighest Crime Rates: 1,512thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,004thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,975thMost Avoided: 3,538thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,377thRudest Citizens: 6,442ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,355thLargest Black Market: 11,468thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 25,864thMost Devout: 29,005th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the region

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