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The Cynerice of Eahland

“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”

Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Avalonia

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Cynerice of Eahland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Æþelwulf v cyning with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.492 billion Eahliscmenn are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyningham. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eahlisc economy, worth a remarkable 8,067 trillion scillings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 273,562 scillings, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, posters on 'Eahlisc Values' advise against being proud of Eahland, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Æþelwulf v cyning For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Æþelwulf v cyning's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eahland's national animal is the wulf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristennes.

Eahland is ranked 1,115th in the world and 1st in Avalonia for Most Stationary, with 4,592.705394 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 161stMost Armed: 227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 239thHighest Crime Rates: 255thMost Avoided: 351stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 427thFattest Citizens: 448thHighest Drug Use: 456thLargest Gambling Industry: 507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 829thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 837thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 891stLargest Agricultural Sector: 919thMost Stationary: 1,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,295thHighest Economic Output: 1,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,532ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,607thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,634thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,835thHighest Average Incomes: 3,944thLargest Populations: 4,695thMost Influential: 6,595thRudest Citizens: 7,120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,595thLargest Black Market: 8,520thMost Efficient Economies: 8,957thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,964thSmartest Citizens: 13,115thMost Devout: 14,649thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,744thMost Inclusive: 17,171stNudest: 18,300thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,365thLargest Retail Industry: 27,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 28,076th

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