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The Republic of Dysfunctional Asahi

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Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Republic of Dysfunctional Asahi is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 977 million Dysfunctional Asahians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The powerhouse Dysfunctional Asahian economy, worth 38.8 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,664 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 142,008 per year while the poor average 7,949, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

Photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dysfunctional Asahi's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dysfunctional Asahi is ranked 306,749th in the world and 285th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 15.46 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,150thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4,323rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,850thMost Avoided: 7,141stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,433rdTop
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Most Secular: 24,348th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the region

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