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The Republic of Dysfunctional Asahi |
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Category: Right-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Republic of Dysfunctional Asahi is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 977 million Dysfunctional Asahians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.
The powerhouse Dysfunctional Asahian economy, worth 38.8 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,664 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 142,008 per year while the poor average 7,949, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.
Photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends, and the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dysfunctional Asahi's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Dysfunctional Asahi is ranked 306,749th in the world and 285th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 15.46 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dysfunctional Asahi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
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Dysfunctional Asahi, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
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Dysfunctional Asahi, tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends.
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Dysfunctional Asahi, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
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Dysfunctional Asahi was reclassified from "Free-Market Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
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Dysfunctional Asahi, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué.
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Dysfunctional Asahi, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
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Dysfunctional Asahi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
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Dysfunctional Asahi lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
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Dysfunctional Asahi, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.