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The Quirks in my Brain of Dyllonia

“🥑 Always been a little odd, only pea inside the pod 🥑”

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The Quirks in my Brain of Dyllonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dyllon M Corleone with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.012 billion Dyllonics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zizou City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dyllonic economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion KingSteaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 162,551 KingSteaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Dyllonic radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllonia's national animal is the Pterodaxtyl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zizisim.

Dyllonia is ranked 137,751^st in the world and 135^th in Refugia for Most Stationary, with 88.98242916232 days.

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