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The 𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘 of Dumpster |
“we all fall down”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The 𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘 of Dumpster is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Interim council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.193 billion Sensokyojins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chợ xanh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Dumpsterbinian economy, worth 735 trillion Shrippcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,302 Shrippcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,032,373 per year while the poor average 13,838, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.
Strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Interim council's office, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dumpster's national animal is the Kyubey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Floofism - Knamenism - 🇻🇳.
Dumpster is ranked 101,773rd in the world and 1,736th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,115.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Dumpster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Dumpster was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Dumpster changed its national leader to "Interim council" and its motto to "we all fall down".
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Dumpster altered its national flag.
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Dumpster was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Dumpster changed its national nation type to "𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘".
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Dumpster changed its national leader to "Natalie" and its motto to "Yo I hate car dependency".
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Dumpster altered its national flag.
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Dumpster altered its national flag.
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Dumpster altered its national flag.