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The Republic of Dull Burham

“We Will Endure”

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Location: Dead Sea

Regional Influence: Power


The Republic of Dull Burham is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.352 billion Dull Burhamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dull Burhamian economy, worth 178 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,001 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and when you fly on Air Dull Burham you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dull Burham's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dull Burham is ranked 49,950th in the world and 1st in Dead Sea for Most Extreme, scoring 27.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,028thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,455thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,610thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,824thFattest Citizens: 2,155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,253rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,446thMost Avoided: 4,406thLargest Mining Sector: 6,763rdNudest: 7,716thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,362ndLargest Black Market: 9,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,731stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,678thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,619thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,145thHighest Average Incomes: 19,119thMost Efficient Economies: 21,186thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,700th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

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