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The United States of Dueling Banjos

“In God we trust, y'all”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The United States of Dueling Banjos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.075 billion Dueling Banjosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dueling Banjosian economy, worth a remarkable 8,580 trillion banjoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 237,846 banjoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 721,629 per year while the poor average 60,940, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, only adults may purchase violent video games, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Dueling Banjos's national animal is the liberal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dueling Banjos is ranked 1,035th in the world and 25th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 4,710.70531848 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 684thLargest Insurance Industry: 955thMost Stationary: 1,035thHighest Economic Output: 1,184thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,245thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,808thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,969thMost Avoided: 2,130thLargest Mining Sector: 2,169thFattest Citizens: 2,274thLargest Populations: 2,301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,538thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,610thSafest: 2,817thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,247thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,916thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,726thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,546thHighest Average Incomes: 6,209thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,256thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,622ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,636thLowest Crime Rates: 10,983rdMost Devout: 12,129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,269thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,448thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,204thMost Influential: 19,031stLargest Governments: 19,363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,821stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,615th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 121st in the regionFattest Citizens: 134th in the regionSafest: 135th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 158th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 182nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 274th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 290th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 318th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Influential: 410th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 477th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 486th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 530th in the regionMost Devout: 719th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 738th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,034th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,040th in the region

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