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The Revived Empire of Dub Dizzle

“To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.”

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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Revived Empire of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.556 billion slobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Don't-Even-Think-About-It. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient slob economy, worth an astonishing 15,360 trillion Bits-of-Coin a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 519,696 Bits-of-Coin, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,633,916 per year while the poor average 56,882, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Psy-Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 6,839th in the world and 17th in Wysteria for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.41 bananas ingested per day.

Safest: 16thMost Patriotic: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 19thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 69thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95thLargest Governments: 104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 194thHighest Economic Output: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 268thMost Corrupt Governments: 274thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 305thMost Devout: 314thHighest Average Incomes: 323rdMost Efficient Economies: 423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 433rdLargest Insurance Industry: 448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 863rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 999thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,707thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,983rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,788thLargest Populations: 3,245thMost Conservative: 5,803rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,121stHealthiest Citizens: 6,839thMost Developed: 9,095thRudest Citizens: 9,951stTop
Smartest Citizens: 16,420thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,810thMost Authoritarian: 18,119thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,444th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

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