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The Revived Empire of Dub Dizzle

“To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.”

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The Revived Empire of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.556 billion slobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Don't-Even-Think-About-It. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient slob economy, worth an astonishing 15,360 trillion Bits-of-Coin a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 519,696 Bits-of-Coin, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,633,916 per year while the poor average 56,882, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Psy-Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 6,839^th in the world and 17^th in Wysteria for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.41 bananas ingested per day.

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